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Would you like a job? I have one I'd like to give you
Important! Reminder! These are all the state capitols
Fast food campaign for zombies?? too far or no
Here's a job
Careers R' Us. R they you?
Here's your verification code: 569390
who would win in a fight: a peanut single M&M or the Roku screensaver
The moon is low-key kind of stalking the earth
u r hired
Smartphones? Smart enough to run for office? bar's low
Congratulations on me hiring you
You + this job offer = ?
What I can only imagine to be the inner monologue of a turnip  
How'd u like a job
If u had to guess what would be a vampire's stance on solar energy
lmk if you want a job
my microwave and I are no longer on speaking terms
So we're hiring juniors now!
Ideal myspace top 8, could be anybody, dead or alive
can you eat bread if there's just a tiny bit of mold on it